Remember that boob-controller t-shirt? Well, no woman is going to let you use it so you’ve resorted to fondling mannequins. I hope you’re happy with yourself.
(TIFI via Geekologie)
mannequin
This mannequin is meant for display windows, but how cool would it be to have one at your own house? All you need is a couple people to see it and spread the word. Then you can decide which of the attractive women who are dying to see it you want to invite to your next party. Maybe there is a better reason to have one other than to pick up chicks, it just isn’t clear to me what that would be.
Product Page (£5639.98, around $11,300)
