mario brothers

These headphones are undoubtedly “stylish”, but I must warn you that wearing these things is accompanied by certain risks. If you find yourself being upper-cutted by a small Italian man wearing a red hat and overalls, don’t be surprised. Furthermore, when this same man grabs your headphones from off the ground, ingests them, and afterwards grows in a rapid fashion don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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I’ve seen large mario mushroom “massagers” before, but this version is small enough to use in the bedroom when you and the wife dress up like Mario and the Princess. Looks like Mario might actually score this time.

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