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No, Sonic isn’t high. It’s much, much worse. Check out the full comic after the break.
A guy named Martin recently constructed a portrait of Mario using 49 cheap Rubik’s cubes. Although the art took about a half hour to create (impressive), you can watch the process in a mere 1:14 thanks to the magic of time-lapse. Check it out after the break.
If you’ve ever wondered how Nintendo thanks its employees for 20 years of faithful service – here’s the answer. This bronze Mario was awarded to Jerry Danson, Senior Manager of Systems and Engineering. His son posted this photo on Reddit and reported that his Dad’s job consists primarily of designing, building, and operating the machines that produce the packaging for all their games. I’m sure it would have been nicer if Mario’s hand had a bonus check in it.
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And I don’t just mean “real” in the sense that it takes place in the real world. Toss a gun in there and things get serious. Like Mario in gangland serious.
Check out the video after the break.
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A portal gun would come in handy in so many situations, especially for people who are are really, really lazy.
Mario understands this, and after 25 years he’s starting to work smarter, not harder—as you will see in the video after the break.
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A nerd proposes to his princess in the castle. There’s even some digital fireworks.
In terms of sheer nerdiness this blows the recent Harry Potter and Pokemon proposals out of the water. Check it out in the video after the break.
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The Cleverlys recently whipped out their banjos to play the Super Mario Bros. theme for Maxim magazine in the UK. Ordinarily, bluegrass music makes my ears bleed, but I can listen to this.
Check it out in the video after the break.
Sitting on this Chain Chomper chair looks like it might be a little hazardous, like you might roll off and find yourself on the patio with a head full of glass, but the good news is that he ships unstuffed so you can puff him up to your desired level of softitude.
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