Duct Tape Roses: Even Mechanics Will Get Misty

It won’t be long before Bob Vila shows the guys how to put together a beautiful bouquet of Duct Tape Roses in a paint can filled with gasoline. Your day’s are numbered Martha Stewart!
Available in a variety of colors and quantities—and it is elegantly packaged to boot.
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John Wayne Sensor Night Light: Real Men Are Afraid of the Dark

Don’t worry guys, you can trust this John Wayne Sensor night light to protect you from the ghosts, monsters, aliens…and Indians that hunt you in the dark. The sensor automatically detects when light levels are low and illuminates to display the phrase “a man’s got to do what a man’s got to do.” If there [...]