This is ridiculous. Shrimp can’t be massage therapists. Even if they didn’t dig into your flesh with their claws, all of their clients would want to take them into the sauna with some cocktail sauce.
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I’ve seen large mario mushroom “massagers” before, but this version is small enough to use in the bedroom when you and the wife dress up like Mario and the Princess. Looks like Mario might actually score this time.
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Electronic massagers are routinely sold through mainstream outlets claiming that they are for sore muscles, even when it is plain to see that they were developed for more erotic purposes. Generally these types of devices are small and fairly harmless looking, but this Fist-Shaped Massager is an entirely different story. I can only imagine the kind of horribly kinky things that you can do with it. It even looks like a cartoon fist which makes it that much weirder.
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Don’t be embarrassed when the kids find your “personal massager”. They will never guess that the aptly named Wormie is a personal pleasure device. The World’s Most Powerful Waterproof Massager as they claim. Just press the hidden power button and get to work. Plus, it is less embarrassing than your average massager when discovered by Customs agents.
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