Handz Off Anti-Masturbatory Cream: Side Effects Include Blindness
If anti-masturbatory gum hasn’t done the trick for you, try a more direct approach with this Handz Off Cream. This special blend of coconut, buttermilk and vanilla bean will leave your junk silky smooth and it will fight your urges for up to 6 hours. Apply liberally and vigorously to affected areas.
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Masturbating Monkey
Does this Wind Up Masturbating Monkey doing anything other than whack off? Actually, no. Seems like a pretty common male trait.
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