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Literary LitesYeah, the 19th century may have created literary masterpieces like “The Prince and the Pauper” and “Great Expectations”, but it’s the 21st century that gave them an anal salute by renaming them “The Prince and the Pooper” and “Great Expellations” for use on boxes of fart-obscuring matches. It may seem like a disservice to the authors at first, but let’s be honest, there are a lot of people out there who would have never heard of these books unless they were associated with blowing the buttock bassoon.

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The fine craftsmanship and ingenuity that it took to come up with his martini glass is certainly befitting of the Lamborghini cachet. On the plus side, think how much fun you can have shooting your martini up and down the bar. It may drive your friends and bartender nuts, but your drinking time is yours to do with as you choose.

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