Cockrule: When Size Does Matter
No chicken will put fear into most men like this one will. Any man is willing to brag about measurements, but don’t give him a fair measuring device like this one. You’ll probably hear a lot of talk about cold water and shrinkage.
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Fish Scale Clock
There is nothing like a dead fish being weighed to brighten up your house. This interesting looking little clock is meant to look like a fish scale, I am thinking the fish hanging from it gives it away. If your idea of an exciting night is watching a repeat of the last pro bass fishing [...]
Tape Measure G-String: Do You Really Want to Know?
I only have two problems with this product: 1. It is a G string, and that is certainly not up my alley, and 2. It has a tape measure attached. Regardless if you think your measurement is on the studly side, isn’t it better to leave them wondering than to give them an actual number? [...]
