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This may not be the fastest measuring device you have ever used, but it is the most fun. Handling all of your measuring chores with a standard metal tape just sucks all the fun out spending your day off doing work around the house. The snail is the answer with a body that is perfectly shaped for this kind of work.
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No chicken will put fear into most men like this one will. Any man is willing to brag about measurements, but don’t give him a fair measuring device like this one. You’ll probably hear a lot of talk about cold water and shrinkage.
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There is nothing like a dead fish being weighed to brighten up your house. This interesting looking little clock is meant to look like a fish scale, I am thinking the fish hanging from it gives it away. If your idea of an exciting night is watching a repeat of the last pro bass fishing tournament, then this is right up your alley.
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I only have two problems with this product: 1. It is a G string, and that is certainly not up my alley, and 2. It has a tape measure attached. Regardless if you think your measurement is on the studly side, isn’t it better to leave them wondering than to give them an actual number? Fond memories are made with a little mental embellishment on your partner’s part.
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