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I normally think of Action figures as having a couple legs and arms. ut of course none of those are the Meatwad character from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. If you have been up late at night you have probably seen a little of him while mesmerized by Adult Swim, now you can have a 3D version to play with any time you like. Nothing like a glob of meat to keep you amused.
Product Page (£25.85, about $51)
Pork, beef, chicken, they are all represented here with the Meat Pencil toppers. Why would you look at a crappy old eraser when you could be staring at meat all day. I don’t know who wouldn’t enjoy that, beside vegans. Even they would have to chuckle though.
Nothing says romantic like sprawling out in front of a roaring fire on a rug shaped like meat. Unfortunately, a woman that doesn’t have a problem with you owning a rug shaped like meat is probably a prostitute. So if you are unsure you may want to check on that.
On the other hand, you could always tell a woman that it’s actually a contemporary piece of art depicting a “crude, inaccurate map of Africa” as the product site suggests.
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A meat shower curtain is ( and I can’t stress this enough ) not recommended for men who want to continue having sex with females. You’ve been warned.
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