This middle finger bike lock was designed with “thieving bastards” in mind, and will allow you to pass along your “FU” message to anyone who gets the urge to jack your wheels. The lock is made from steel alloy to make it super strong, is relatively lightweight and nearly indestructible.
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Not since the Flying F*ck helicopter have we seen something take more of the “friendly” out of the friendly skies. This bird flips alright—but it’s the best way to get your point across (short of skywriting that is).
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Send a clear message to those bastards who keep mucking your cards by putting this middle finger card guard on top of your next worthy hand. Not only will it protect your cards, but it will offer a hearty “f-ck you” to anyone you choose simply by aiming it toward them and pressing on the already offensive finger. Brilliant.
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