mints

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Apparently, these mints offer “a burst of flavor reminiscent of processed cheese and spices.” MMMMMM! Fake processed cheese flavor. It’s kind of like having sex with a balloon instead of a blow up doll…you know what I mean?

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corn-dog-mints

Save yourself a heart attack by having some Corn Dog Mints. Since a corn dog is probably one of the most unhealthy things you can eat, anything that takes the place of one can only be a good thing. It’s like reliving your time at the state fair without all the grease.

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chum-mochaccino-mints

It’s the third and final day of our novelty candy taste test, and we are going out with a bang. Find out how chum and mochaccino-flavored mints taste after the break.

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wasabi-absinthe

It’s day two of our three day novelty candy taste test. Next up: wasabi gumballs and absinthe mints. Find out how they tasted after the break.

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bacon-gumballs-and-cupcake-mints

For the next three days I will embark on a culinary adventure into the land of novelty candy. Follow along with me as I enter a realm of unexplored flavors that could be delicious…or downright disgusting. In today’s installment I sample Bacon Gumballs and Cupcake Mints. Check out my assessment after the break.

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