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This ping pong paddle will help you make sure you are looking your best while annihilating the competition. Made from a real paddle, the rubber on one side has been replaced with an acrylic mirror. Also useful to direct light into your opponent’s eyes at a critical point in the game.
Product Page (£46.00, about $76)
Regular mirrors are nothing but a hassle with their plastic edges constantly blocking out your beauty. One solution to this horrible problem is to invest in these custom made jobs which will cost more and require up to three months for delivery. But it will all be worth it when you add that extra inch of reflected glory.
Product Page: ($96)
The Kitchen Knife Mirror will scare the hell out of others while it allows you to make sure you are looking your best. Any time you want to give yourself a quick check, just pull this cleaver out and start gazing. You can be sure that those sitting around you will certainly have a look of concern on their face wondering what your plans are with the large knife. Particularly effective if your actions have been a little erratic in the past.
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Take any product and make it just a little bit better and you have yourself a winner. This Clipboard Mirror functions just like your average clipboard but also gives you the benefit of seeing your beautiful face while you work with it. Just be careful—dropping this on the floor as an attractive, skirt wearing co-worker walks by will lead you straight to the unemployment line.
With a pair of these self-adhesive mirrors on the wall, you can check yourself out just like if you were looking at someone with mirrored sunglasses on. But these won’t make you feel creepy when you can’t see where that person’s eyes are looking. The aviator theme is unmistakable with that unique shape.
Product Page (£79.80, about $127)
These mirrors are available in three versions: find, dance and climb. But how about making them more exciting by naming them after what else they look like, or even for prospective interests or jobs? For the climb mirror pictured above, I’d go with the future marine/future mountain climber mirror, unless he’s standing on the ground with that pose, then it would be the future mime mirror, or the “don’t shoot” mirror, or the “I screwed up, run like hell” mirror. Find has gotta be the future plumber mirror, and dance looks more like the future Godzilla fan; just picture a little city under his feet and a line of fire coming out of his mouth. The remaining two are pictured after the break.
Posing for an old timey photo anytime soon? If you bathe and shave daily, and happen to have a full set of teeth, you won’t be able to get the complete stereotypical vibe of the 19th century west, even if your woman is wearing fishnets and you’re surrounded by “wanted” posters. Our recommendation? Try using a mirror with four revolvers surrounded by what appears to be ammo; it’s as natural to an old timey western setting as whiskey and death.
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Probably a favorite of mass murderers, this mirror has a look that warns others that they had best watch their step around you. If you are willing to decorate your house in a saw blade motif then you must really have a thing for very sharp and dangerous objects.
Product Page (60 €, about $77)
With the “Smile!” dinner plate, you’ll have the advantage of a built in mirror at the bottom of your plate to check your teeth for naughty food bits that hung on through the storm. And since the mirror is at the bottom, that means the mound of food in your teeth will only go unnoticed through all of the meal and most of the important conversation. In that case, you may want to call up the old standby that got you through so many vegetable dinners when you were a kid… pushing your food around the plate.
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While I am sure there are some that may disagree with me, having my prostate checked by a large fingered doctor is not something I look forward to. To make things a lot simpler this kit includes the only three items you need to check it at home. Lube, a mirror and a disembodied finger.
Product Page ($7.99)
