In Highlander, there can be only one. In Portal, what’s one portal without another? Hang this pair of mirrors in your room so that you have exit and entrance portals accessible at all times.
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As far as Batman-themed mirrors go, you probably won’t find one more suitable for you neo-rococo style mansion than this one. In fact, your snobbish guests might not even notice when they gaze into it to check and see if their gigantic hats are in order.
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You are guy…you are. Yeah, the flannel, ripped jeans and Nirvana shirt is a good look for you. But, no matter how hard you try, it’s not going to be the ’90s again. Messages can be written on the mirror with dry erase markers—so you don’t forget to “rock on” each morning.
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These Rotting Zombie clings will give you a different look when you check yourself out in the mirror. First thing in the morning it may be tough to distinguish from your normal look, but it will give you a strange desire to have some brains for breakfast.
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This ping pong paddle will help you make sure you are looking your best while annihilating the competition. Made from a real paddle, the rubber on one side has been replaced with an acrylic mirror. Also useful to direct light into your opponent’s eyes at a critical point in the game.
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Regular mirrors are nothing but a hassle with their plastic edges constantly blocking out your beauty. One solution to this horrible problem is to invest in these custom made jobs which will cost more and require up to three months for delivery. But it will all be worth it when you add that extra inch of reflected glory.
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The Kitchen Knife Mirror will scare the hell out of others while it allows you to make sure you are looking your best. Any time you want to give yourself a quick check, just pull this cleaver out and start gazing. You can be sure that those sitting around you will certainly have a look of concern on their face wondering what your plans are with the large knife. Particularly effective if your actions have been a little erratic in the past.
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Take any product and make it just a little bit better and you have yourself a winner. This Clipboard Mirror functions just like your average clipboard but also gives you the benefit of seeing your beautiful face while you work with it. Just be careful—dropping this on the floor as an attractive, skirt wearing co-worker walks by will lead you straight to the unemployment line.
With a pair of these self-adhesive mirrors on the wall, you can check yourself out just like if you were looking at someone with mirrored sunglasses on. But these won’t make you feel creepy when you can’t see where that person’s eyes are looking. The aviator theme is unmistakable with that unique shape.
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These mirrors are available in three versions: find, dance and climb. But how about making them more exciting by naming them after what else they look like, or even for prospective interests or jobs? For the climb mirror pictured above, I’d go with the future marine/future mountain climber mirror, unless he’s standing on the ground with that pose, then it would be the future mime mirror, or the “don’t shoot” mirror, or the “I screwed up, run like hell” mirror. Find has gotta be the future plumber mirror, and dance looks more like the future Godzilla fan; just picture a little city under his feet and a line of fire coming out of his mouth. The remaining two are pictured after the break.
