mirror

gun-mirror

Posing for an old timey photo anytime soon? If you bathe and shave daily, and happen to have a full set of teeth, you won’t be able to get the complete stereotypical vibe of the 19th century west, even if your woman is wearing fishnets and you’re surrounded by “wanted” posters. Our recommendation? Try using a mirror with four revolvers surrounded by what appears to be ammo; it’s as natural to an old timey western setting as whiskey and death.

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saw-blade-mirror

Probably a favorite of mass murderers, this mirror has a look that warns others that they had best watch their step around you. If you are willing to decorate your house in a saw blade motif then you must really have a thing for very sharp and dangerous objects.

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smile-mirror-plates

With the “Smile!” dinner plate, you’ll have the advantage of a built in mirror at the bottom of your plate to check your teeth for naughty food bits that hung on through the storm. And since the mirror is at the bottom, that means the mound of food in your teeth will only go unnoticed through all of the meal and most of the important conversation.  In that case, you may want to call up the old standby that got you through so many vegetable dinners when you were a kid… pushing your food around the plate.

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While I am sure there are some that may disagree with me, having my prostate checked by a large fingered doctor is not something I look forward to. To make things a lot simpler this kit includes the only three items you need to check it at home. Lube, a mirror and a disembodied finger.

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Use these bookends and proclaim your love for books with an exclamation point. And it is able to do it in half the space you would expect. Half of the word is attached to the bookend and the other half of the word is reflected in the mirrored finish of the bookend itself. A simple way to add a little flair to an otherwise very boring library shelf.

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There is no reason that every bathroom in the house has to have a feminine touch. You can feel a bit more manly if you outfit yours with this Semi Truck Rear View Mirror. And don’t worry about how thin it is, that wide angle round mirror can take care of that.

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Uh, last time I checked most cellphones had a calculator built-in. So, you know…wtf. It does have a mirror though—so it is not completely useless.

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Coming from the Museum of Modern Art I guess you can consider this art. I consider a unique little mirror. It has half a plate attached to it that can be used as a shelf. Unique and useful. Great combo.

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