Swibco Animal Bobbleheads Look Like They Have Mental Problems
I don’t know what’s going on at the farm, but these these animals look like they are high, retarded, or high AND retarded.
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Tattooed Devil Duckie
A gift for a blossoming goth child, the Tattooed Devil Duck will get him pointed in that direction. Tattoos, earrings, the devil.. this toy has it all. Don’t let your child wait until he is a teenager to be totally screwed up, start him early.
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Super Deformed Star Wars Plush Toys
Starting this July, you can pick up these Super Deformed Star Wars Plush Toys complete with gigantic cuddly heads.
Perhaps Darth Vader’s mother smoked a little too much crack when she was pregnant - an element of the franchise that George Lucas has not yet fully explored.
More character photos are available after the break…
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Square Bear
If this guy doesn’t fit the mold at Nerd Approved, then no one ever will. From the high water pants to the glasses and pocket protector, you have to look at him as a work in progress. He’ll be a lady killer someday. I have to believe that for my own sake.
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The Broken Heart Robot
The story behind the Broken Heart Robot is described thusly:
“On his home planet of Xerbix 319, the Broken Heart Robot was one of the rare robots built without a purpose. Sadden by this, he fled Xerbix 319 and traveled the galaxy to seek out his purpose.”
“Along the way, the Broken Heart Robot met many interesting [...]
