Here’s a six-foot-tall King Moai inspired by the 380 A.D. Easter Island originals and cast in quality designer resin with a rough, chiseled faux stone finish. It will take up space in your yard, free up space in your bank account and offer an interesting conversation piece at your next luau. Probably not worth the $995 investment unless Brad Garrett is willing to come by and do some “Dumb dumb you give me gum gum” ventriloquism.
Product Page: ($995)
If you can steer your gaze away from the Jay Leno tribute on top and the Moai murder investigation below, you’ll discover that Fred has released a silicone ice tray that will produce cube à la Easter Island to give your beverages a touch of South Pacific mystery, and of course, subject you to an endless barrage of “Dumb dumb, you give me gum gum” quotes.
Product Page: (Available This Fall)
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