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The only way this wrench could get any monkey-er is if it were actually fashioned from a monkey. Or if it was being used by a monkey to fix a car. And let’s face it, we don’t want a monkey working on our brakes.
Although a monkey in a jumpsuit trying to fix a car would be funny to watch.
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Haven’t thought about coloring books since 1st grade eh? Well, that’s just because there is a serious lack of steampunk monkeys in coloring books these days.
So whip out your crayons, markers and colored pencils because artist Chet Phillips has a 24 page coloring book filled with robo-monkeys (and maybe a samurai monkey or two) that will keep you entertained for hours.
It’s the table you would expect to find in the Situation Room on the Planet of the Apes. And the Doomsday Clock would probably look something like the one pictured after the break.
Don’t even think about trying to steal the Crazy Monkey’s banana. If you do, he will throw a tantrum, shout and scream until it is returned. According to the product page “this monkey will recreate those terrible tantrums of the youngsters.” Awesome…I’ll take ten.
Forget water or Gatorade, a true athlete knows that the best way to stay hydrated is to bring a bottle full of bacon squeezins, pickle brine or robot monkey banana juice to the gym. It gives you the energy you need to really achieve that slim and trim figure you always wanted (and all of that puking doesn’t hurt either). A gallery of these unique stainless steel bottles is available after the break.
What are Chuckle Buddies you ask? Well, Marlin the Monkey and Paul the Pooch do nothing but roll around on the floor laughing hysterically. There is also a cat in the video, but only the monkey and the dog are for sale. So, there is either a third, mysterious Chuckle Buddy out there, or a screwed-up cat is roaming the offices at Baron Bob. Images are available after the break.
If we got monkeys running the show on Wall Street then that would go a long way in explaining why the economy is currently in the mess that it is in. I mean, he’s playing solitaire—right there you know he isn’t paying attention. Plus he takes like 50 banana breaks a day. And is office? Yeah, that’s covered in poop. Can’t find a thing in there.
Product Page ($9 / February Pre-Order)
He doesn’t talk much, but you can tell that this monkey likes to party. Powered by the sun, he will turn your flowerbed into a dance club by alternating between red, green and blue LED colors.
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There is a long-winded and artsy story behind the Banana Bros on the product page, but when you get right down to it we are talking about to cute salt and pepper-filled monkeys riding in a banana kayak. Makes total sense doesn’t it?
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