Desktop Gothic Goblins Have Big Mouths
It’s hard not to stare, but these desktop goblins are actually quite sensitive about their freakishly large heads. It’s best to just quietly stick your paperclips and coins in their mouth and not eyeball them. An additional version is pictured after the break with a monkey is thrown in for good measure.
The Solar Nodding Monkey Knows All
Just put this little monkey man in contact with the sun and he will start nodding away. Ask him “am I attractive?” to boost your self-esteem. Inquire about your future with questions like “will I become rich and famous?” You can even learn a little about his personal life with questions like “you like [...]
Monkey Ninjas Rule!
The vinyl toy above features Oshi, the fearsome monkey ninja. But who is Oshi exactly? The product site describes him thusly:
“With excellent dexterity, Oishi (Macaca fuscata sapiens) has mastered the use of the traditional Japanees sword. Studying both Samurai and Ninja techniques alike, Oishi is a fearsome opponent on the battlefield, displaying great skill, speed [...]
Laid Back Monkey
Here you have a very laid back monkey. Does he move around? Does he talk? Is he some sort of electronic gadget? None of the above. He is just a laid back monkey, and a laid back monkey doesn’t do a damn thing.
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Monkey Groan Ball
Squeezing this Monkey Groan Ball supposedly reduces stress, but doing so sets off sounds that have been described as “the groans of a monkey that has been inhaling helium.” Doesn’t sound all that relaxing to me.
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