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This hungry little guy just reminds you that if you are not vigilant with every penny you have, some greedy bastard is going to gobble it up. The monster that takes your money may not be silver and shiny like this one, but when you notice that you have no money left after working your ass off all week, this recession monster will remind you why.
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When you connect your MP3 player to Rocky The Monster, you get all sorts of action. The music plays out his two speaker ears, he rocks back and forth to the beat and his hair has LED’s that will change color. There is no guarantee that this speaker can do miracles like making the Jonas Brothers listenable though.
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Forget man—hunting this monstrosity has got to be the most dangerous game of all. Restaurateurs, picture this baby wearing a sombrero, sunglasses and a Hawaiian shirt. Now that’s target marketing! An additional wall mounted demon rabbit is pictured after the break.
October may be behind us, but if you can’t let go of Halloween yet, plan to pick up one of these monster stockings for the Christmas season. They are fully lined, available in small and large (17” or 21”) sizes, and come in three different styles: “Dragon”, “Bad Bird”, and “Creature Feature”. That said, I’d imagine that several of these beauties are currently being rushed to Tim Burton’s house.
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After a long day out eating brains and generally terrifying the still living, even a zombie is looking for a little unconditional love at home. Your average pet would most likely get eaten so an undead pet is the only answer. Having something to come home to may keep the zombies off the streets a little longer as well which can only be a good thing for you.
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This fine Frankenstein model comes complete with a freshly made Frankenstein along with an operating table and lab instruments. It comes unpainted, so it will be up to you to decide how much blood is required and come up with a good color mix to approximate it. There aren’t many other models that can make that same claim.
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