Want to add some excitement to outings on your beloved Schwinn? Look no further than this dual exhaust kickstand made from aircraft grade aluminum. Throw in some rub on tattoos, a German spike helmet and a leather clad bitch to ride the back seat, and you’ll be ready to feel speeds up to 13 mph on the open road.
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Send a loved one blazing into the next world in a flame covered Harley gas tank. This “Born to Ride” cremation urn offers 212 cubic inches of space for the burley biker who was all man. It also has an engravable nameplate on the base and is available in three bitchin’ colors.
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If you ever have the problem of feeling like you just don’t make an impression on others, then outfit your motorcycle helmet with a pair of ears. You may be remembered as the jerk who put ears on his helmet, but at least they will know who you are. And just so the speed demon knows, these claim to have been tested to 175 MPH.
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If you can’t get people’s attention with a custom motorcycle, mayb eyou will have better luck when you are pulling this Coffin Trailer. While it may seem a little odd, it would seem to have plenty of space for transporting whatever you need. Hopefully nothing like what you would normally find in a coffin.
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You know that the typical motorcyclist has a reputation to uphold. No little wussie knives for them.
This motorcycle knife looks cool when closed, deadly when opened. One more thing you may accidentally carry into the airport that will lead to a nice chat with Homeland Security.
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Rocking horses are for wimps. That little kid will have a little more machismo imprinted on his brain with this Harley Davidson Softail Rocker. Beside that, who wants to sit on a wooden horse when you can have a nice padded seat on this Harley?
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