
If you are purchasing toys like this Undercover Cat Teaser then it is no wonder that your cat hates you. The supposed mouse under the sheet moves randomly with just his tail sticking out. The ability for the cat to get exercise is one of its selling points, but I am not sure sacrificing his sanity in order to tone his flabby legs and provide you with simple entertainment is a proper trade off.
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You can use these mouse hole stickers to give your own home the personal touch of infestation or you can use it to screw with those people who lord their “nicer” home over all their friends. In either case, it takes just seconds to add this to the decor. You can decide whether or not to tell them that it can be removed with a hair dryer, although that just admits your guilt.
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Chivalry is dead (literally) with this mouse doorstop. He died so that you may enter and exit a room with ease.
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It’s not ergonomic and it will probably tempt you into visiting the office vending machine more throughout the day—but what chocoholic can resist the Chocomouse?
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We love Top Gear gadgets around here, and now you can add this mouse and racetrack mat set to the list. Race the Stig’s disembodied head around the mousepad track for minutes of fun.
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Nothing will make you want to get out of the office more than working with a Golf Club Head Mouse. All you will be able to think about is being out in the fresh air and sunshine smacking around real golf balls. The fact that it gives you hope of ever being away from work and out in the sunshine again is reason enough to get one. The included Golf Ball Mouse Pad will complete the illusion.
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These mice look almost as cool as the actual Star Wars characters, but they can act with props that are 1/10 the size of what was required for the human characters. Get a few and make your own bizarre parody. Check out the Ewok, Stormtrooper and R2 D2 mice after the break.
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Even though you’ll both still live in your own filth, when you hook your hamster, gerbil or mouse up with this rocket ship funhouse you’ll most likely conclude that your favorite rodent has a cooler looking place than you do. And if you give him a mate and one of those little exercise wheels, he probably gets laid more and is in better shape too.
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Each time you use your computer, the mouse will wrestle on the mat with the glowing LED rubber duck in an epic peripheral battle.
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There isn’t much of a demand these days for dedicated, portable FM radios, but the novelty value of listening to your favorite stations through a cartoon mouse’s plastic ass cannot be underestimated. Plus it is super cheap.
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