Airstrike Iron Man
It may not be scheduled to release until this August, but I am still counting it as one of the toys of the summer. Fire him off into the sky, and when he reaches his peak he launches a jet to return him safely to earth. There aren’t too many iron clad men that can [...]
Princess Bride Dread Pirate Roberts Plush
I’m a big fan of The Princess Bride film, but I have to admit that I am a bit disappointed with this Dread Pirate Roberts Plush. I really had my heart set on a full-fledged Cary Elwes action figure.
Product Page (pre-order for $24.99 —available in May of 2008)
Pink Tutu Cheech and Captain Quaalude Chong Figures
These Cheech and Chong action figures give you a fine example of why taking Quaaludes is not such a good idea. Unless you have a secret desire for pink tutus, nipple tassels or fishnet socks to be worn in public.
It also gives you a fine idea of the highbrow type of movie you will be [...]
Napoleon Dynamite Adhesive Bandages
Get yourself some “Sweet!” bandages. Very useful for all those people who are as accident prone as Napoleon. Each package contains 15 bandages in three styles with some of Napoleon’s best sayings on it. I would think they would sell these things by the gross, 15 will barely cover a weeks damage.
Product Page ($4.99)
Psycho Bates Motel Light Up Sign
If you are a fan of classic horror movies, this Bates Motel Light Up Sign will be a welcome addition to a den or the room of a weird kid that likes to mess with Halloween makeup and masks all year round.
Product Page ( $24.99 - available in August )
Twisted Land Of Oz Dorothy Action Figure
Funny, I don’t remember Dorothy engaging in a bondage sex scene with a bunch of mutant trolls in the Wizard of Oz.
Features a removable skirt. Nice.
Product Page ( $39.99 )
Dirty Dancing Talking Keychain: Gifts For Your Mom
The fact that Dirty Dancing came out 20 years ago doesn’t seem to phase the manufacturers of the Dirty Dancing Talking Keychain. In fact, the device features six classic phrases including: “Nobody puts baby in a corner” and “The steps aren’t enough - feel the music.”
If there was ever a talking keychain that was perfect [...]
