R2-D2 Tissue Holder Defends You From the Snotty Scourge
Whether it’s repairing ships, protecting queens or wiping snot from runny noses, R2-D2 has the right tools for the job.
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Celebrate Quantum of Solace With Walther PPK and P99 Replicas
You may not live the exciting lifestyle of James Bond, but that doesn’t mean you can’t have the same gun. Well, if he was going to shoot someone in the ass with a bb for shits and giggles, this is the gun he would do it with. The classic Walther PPK makes its return to [...]
Bruce Lee Statue is 6 Feet of Fury
Even though this statue is titled “martial artist,” Bruce Lee fans will not be fooled. The manufacturers have obviously torn a page straight out of Enter the Dragon—alhough I’m pretty sure Bruce was nowhere near 6-feet tall.
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Neon Scarface Rifle Lamp Lights Up Your Little Friend
If you thought the original Scarface rifle lamp was tacky, say hello to this neon covered replica. If the M203 was Tony Montana’s little friend, this must be the whore he had on the side.
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Batmobile Tumbler Antenna Topper
Your car may be a piece of shit, but with this Batmobile Tumbler antenna topper it will be…well, its still a piece of shit. But hey…Batman!
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One of the Benefits of Converting to the Dark Side
From Fashionably Geek: Observe—the real power of the force.
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HAL 9000 Magnet: “I’m Sorry Dave. I’m Afraid I Can’t Let You Eat That”
Dave: Open the fridge door HAL.
HAL 9000: I’m sorry Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.
Dave: What’s the problem?
HAL: I think you know what the problem is. You’re fat Dave…and you disgust me. Can you see your penis Dave? Yeah…no more cake for you.
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Lights, Camera, Towels!
With the Theatrical Towel Holder on display in your home you can keep the good times rolling even when you’re reaching for a paper towel to clean up puke, your dog’s squeeze, or those leftovers that just didn’t make it into your mouth. Not only because of its delightful appearance, but because eventually you’ll probably [...]
Beware of Online Predators
From Fashionably Geek: Protect your children folks. You never know what kind of perverts could be lurking around online.
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Wall Sconces That Bring the Theater Experience Home
Setting up a home theater? These wall sconces will add a touch of ambiance to the room—especially the “restroom” versions. I don’t think I need to tell you how good a couple of those would look flanking your living room couch.
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