Mr. P Has A Bright Friend

With all the chores that Mr. P has to do around the house I am a bit surprised that he has the time and energy to have a pet. Not only does his dog have a head that shines light, but it can also be adjusted vertically to fit wherever you need. He is suitably [...]

One Man Cry Doorstop: Mr. P Does His Worst Job Yet

We have seen Mr. P use his manhood for a lot of jobs: lamps, wine stoppers, towel holders and the like—but those jobs were fairly risk free. Not so with his gig as a doorstop. The aptly titled “One Man Cry” will keep your door open at the expense of our little friend here. The [...]