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You may not be able to play a lick on the guitar, but you can still harness the power of rock to become a virtuoso pancake and burger flipper. Plus you’ll have a spatula made out of the same material as most rockstars’ girlfriends. You’re halfway there!
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You may have given up on your dreams of being a rock star to start a family in the burbs, but that doesn’t mean you have to eliminate music from your life entirely. Even when you are grilling in the backyard, you can still rock out with this guitar-shaped cutting board. It even has channels on the side to channel all the blood an gristle away from the meat.
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When I finally lose it, I figured I would spend my days rocking back and forth in a straitjacket, blinking with only one eye while circus music plays in my head. But after seeing this battery-operated bicycle toy, all that has changed. Now I envision watching this contraption spin in circles for hours with that crazy music bouncing off the walls of my padded cell. Check out the video after the break to see what I mean.
For all of their technological advancement, aliens have not yet embraced the idea of digital music. They have come to steal our CD racks and our old U2 albums. Extraterrestrials love Bono.
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From Fashionably Geek: Let’s face it—Prince is getting older. He’s already 50 and he has a bum hip. Maintaining independence is crucial, but a guy like Prince can’t be caught riding a Rascal. So, according to this shirt he has chosen the lesser of two evils—a Segway. Although, I have to admit—picturing Prince on a Segway is like picturing grandma riding a chopper.
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If you want to play an instrument but have no desire to learn anything, the kazoo would be your best bet. But seeing a grown man with a kazoo in his mouth would look a little silly. To make yourself feel better, and certainly look better, you can get yourself this Trombone Kazoo. It even has a working slider. It won’t make a difference in the sound, but that is probably for the best anyway.
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With Sega’s Live Dream Sensor Stage you don’t have to listen the music as it has been released. You choose not only what song to play but which of the instruments you want to hear. The concept is simple: if you want to hear a particular instrument for the song that is playing, just place it on the stage. If you don’t want to hear any particular instrument, just leave it off the stage. There are two sets available, a rock set and a jazz set that have different included songs and instruments with downloadable tracks available online for each. Both sets have working, music enabled stage lighting but apparently no smoke machine is included.
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We are always told that rubbing Buddha’s belly is good luck. In this case it is also a way to change the volume or scroll through songs. This beautiful MP3 player has a jade-like Buddha in a golden medallion case and will hold all your favorite music for listening at your pleasure. So now every time you rub his belly you will not only get a little extra luck but you will also have full control of your player.
If you insist on playing real instruments in the age of Guitar Hero, you can get the band in the Halloween spirit with these animated Dracula guitar picks.
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I have no idea what Chopin knew about cooking, but I do know that his name is just far too close to the word “chopping” not to be taken advantage of. Since the whole cutting board has sheet music on it you may as well time your chopping to the song. Unfortunately, now you need to learn how to read sheet music as well as how to cook.
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