Musical Bagpipe Whiskey Pourer: Scottish Tech at It’s Finest
Scotland may not be known for its contributions to technology, but as far as drinking gadgets go, this Musical Bagpipe Whiskey Pourer is world class. When placed inside a bottle, the bagpipes will play ‘Scotland the Brave’ as you pour. They even threw in a shot glass as a bonus.
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Mr. Leg Speakers Are Flexible…Just the Way You Like It
Why these Mr. Leg Amplifier Speakers look like targets with feet is beyond me, but they will give you a unique way to listen to sound from your audio or computer equipment. Plus, the legs are completely flexible, so you are free to pose them in scandalous positions. It may be juvenile, but two shooting [...]
Chip The Dancing, Singing, Heckling…Golf Bag
Toys that dance and sing when provoked by a clap of the hands are always stupid—but when you make a golf bag version even I think the product line has gone too far. Chip here will dance, sing, and insult you with three different songs. He is also available in blue, green, and black versions.
Little Mozart’s Tini Tiny Orchestra: Earplugs Included (You Will Need Them)
Why any parent would purchase this kit for their children is beyond me. Perhaps they are looking to indulge their child’s creative side—or they are freaky masochists that enjoy crippling headaches brought on by loud, semi-musical noise vomit. The set includes a miniature slide whistle, harmonica, kazoo, flute, pan pipes, maracas, and a tambourine.
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Mini Amp iPod/Computer Speaker: No Guitar Required
I can’t play the guitar worth a damn, but when it comes to firing up this mini amp, no instrument is required. Just hook up your MP3 player and you are good to go (it also doubles as a computer speaker). Features working treble and bass knobs and a 5-watt output.
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Day of The Dead Guitar Case
If you love hard rock, chances are you are also a big fan of horror movies—and few films in the genre could compare to George A. Romero’s classic “Day of the Dead.” A fitting theme for a guitar case if you ask me.
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Guitar Toilet Handle: Pinch a Loaf of Rock
Give that deuce you just dropped a rockin’ sendoff with this satin pewter guitar toilet handle.
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Hal The Dancing Robot Hamster Has a Thing For Styx
Hal the robot hamster sings and dances to “Mr. Roboto” on command. Further proof that when it comes to licensing Styx music, the answer is always “yes.”
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Penis Maracas: The Soothing Sounds of the Scrotum (NSFW)
No one can resist the hot, spicy sounds of the nutsack. You will soon be a slave to the rhythm.
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AC/DC Diaper Bag: A Poop Tote Fit for the Antichrist
From Fashionably Geek: If and when the antichrist does show up, you can bet that Satan will be hauling his poop around in one of these AC/DC “Highway to Hell” Diaper Bags. Comes complete with pockets for bottles, a changing pad, inside pockets, and hard rockin’ evil.
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