Hal The Dancing Robot Hamster Has a Thing For Styx
Hal the robot hamster sings and dances to “Mr. Roboto” on command. Further proof that when it comes to licensing Styx music, the answer is always “yes.”
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Penis Maracas: The Soothing Sounds of the Scrotum (NSFW)
No one can resist the hot, spicy sounds of the nutsack. You will soon be a slave to the rhythm.
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AC/DC Diaper Bag: A Poop Tote Fit for the Antichrist
From Fashionably Geek: If and when the antichrist does show up, you can bet that Satan will be hauling his poop around in one of these AC/DC “Highway to Hell” Diaper Bags. Comes complete with pockets for bottles, a changing pad, inside pockets, and hard rockin’ evil.
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Play a Light Up Tambourine and Watch the Groupies Flood In
We all know that the tambourine player is the one that attracts the adoring fans and slutty groupies. So why not kick your game up a notch with a tambourine that lights up? Every time it shakes or makes contact with your hand or hip, the lights will flash in rhythm to the music.
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Music Lover Pillowcases: Gwen Stefani Digs Them
According to People magazine this guitar / amp pillowcase design is one of Gwen Stefani’s favorites. So, when Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale are humpin’ —this is the pillowcase one of them is biting into. Priceless.
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Voice Recording CD Album: The Ultimate in Music Management
The world may have moved on to digital, but chances are you still have a CD player in your car that you use from time to time. Thanks to this Voice Recording CD Album, you can flip through your music without taking your eyes off the road. Just record up to a 30 second [...]
Toilet Tunes: A Urine Soaked Dance Party
Just attach this Toilet Tunes device to the bottom of your toilet lid and let the soothing musical sounds caress your bowels into action. The product site also suggests that these sounds could also be used to mask any unpleasant noises. Nice.
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Devo Action Figure Whips It Real Good
Why buy five Devo Action Figures when you can get one figure with five interchangeable heads? Seriously, buying a Devo action figure is a major purchase - do it right.
Includes energy dome flowerpot hat and whip so that you may “whip it good” now and forever.
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