This rubber fetch ball gives your dog a long, luxurious handlebar mustache. Of course, this also gives you the opportunity to rename the dog “Sir Reginald Higginsbottom III” and outfit him with a vest, pocket watch and monocle. Dreams really do come true. An additional image is available after the break.
Congrats to Juli for correctly guessing that “Stylish Mustaches For Girls” was the real product among Archie McPhee’s April Fools lineup. She gets to take home a pack of the mustaches (Yea?) and a $50 iTunes gift card. Now she can listen to music mustachioed. Live the dream Juli…live the dream.
What if James Dean had a handlebar mustache in Rebel Without a Cause? He would need to comb it with something right? That’s where the switchblade mustache comb comes in.
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Do you feel inadequate because your are incapable of giving an adequate mustache ride like Burt Reynolds or Magnum PI? Well these gummy mustaches have something neither of those dudes had—an old-timey sarsaparilla flavor. Wait, maybe they do have an old-timey flavor—especially Burt. His mustache probably tastes like Moxie or mothballs.
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Mustaches may not be in style, but you never follow the trends right? Start a mustache wearing revolution with a self-adhesive stache for every day of the week.
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