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Being relegated to laying on the floor just got a bit more enjoyable with these two Sex Rugs. Both available rugs are made with ‘experimental craftsmanship’ with some longer shag left for the purchaser to style/trim as they wish. Aphrodite, pictured above, is the more demure of the two just showing her backside. Diana, pictured after the break, obviously has no body issues as she displays even more shag that is just waiting to be trimmed per your preference.
The Hot and Wet Shower Curtain lets you be a nude cover model every time you are in the shower. The shower curtain has the look of a magazine cover, though this magazine is on the par of Barely Legal. You may not look your best in the morning, but luckily you won’t be able to see yourself. Force others to confront that scary image.
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This Drinking Gringos Game will work as a drinking game, a substitute for spin the bottle or a different version of strip poker. Just push El Loco’s head down and he will spin around while some Mexican music plays. When his head pops up, whoever he is pointing those pistols at will have to drink, kiss or remove an article of clothing depending on what game you are playing. It won’t take long until you are drunk, making out or naked. Since there will likely be drinking in any case, the kit includes four shooter glasses.
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If I ever become absurdly wealthy, I plan to let myself sink into eccentricy. This will be my doormat—and I’ll back it up by answering the door wearing nothing but a sombrero and a bandolier.
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For those who’s immaturity and perversion knows no bounds, there are these handy naked man and woman hanger hooks.
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Throwing dice to entertain yourself is so juvenile. at least when compared to the Makin’ Out game where you throw a naked couple onto a red shag carpet. See what position they end up in and consult the book to see how many points the position is worth. First person to 100 points wins. That assumes that you and your date can wait that long, it could end up like every porn you have ever seen only 30% of.
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“Who’s Naked” puts a perverted spin on the classic game of “Guess Who” by expanding the pool of characteristics that players can utilize to determine their opponents character. In other words, pubes, boobs and penises FTW.
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