Sure, a shirt filled with mathematical formulas is nerdy, but nerds don’t need help with math — slackers and English majors do. So, don’t think of the Equations shirt as “nerdy,”think of it as a useful tool for overcoming your deficiencies and achieving success.
Keep in mind that there is a good chance your professor will have a serious problem with a shirt like this. In fact, Xian Batiste, the guy who sent me this tip, encountered that very problem. Thanks for the tip Xian, but next time wear a jacket.
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What could be nerdier than a wallet with the first 3000 digits of Pi printed on the surface in a classic dot matrix style? Each wallet is crafted from one single sheet of folded tyvek which provides both durability and a thin, lightweight design.
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Halloween is just around the corner, so it won’t be long before you go out to get a pumpkin, scoop all of that crap out of it, and attempt to carve an elaborate design. Why not skip all of that pesky manual labor and pick up one of these Lego Pumpkin Packs? It’s not nearly as difficult to make as that Darth Vader jack o’ lantern you were planning – and it’s just as nerdy.
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My guess is that it says that you are a massive nerd…or an electrician.
The Fuse Necklace is comprised of eleven 2amp 125volt slow-burn fuses with a lobster clasp and adjustable chain. Each comes in a black gift box with a definition and rating of the fuses used.
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All pink ninjas aside, wearing a pair of these earrings will definitely earn you some credibility amongst your nerdy male friends ( not to mention a stalker or two ).
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Chicks dig tattoos, but this geeky body art is a surefire way to hold onto that pesky virginity.
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Have a taste for unique fashion and a love for all things Apple? Even If you only have a few bucks in your wallet, this Apple Command Key Ring can help you score some brownie points with your nerdy friends ( especially the ones that think Microsoft is the devil ).
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Do you really hate people that come over to your house and drag their dirty shoes everywhere? Make life easy on yourself with the Inflatable Sandals. They come in bulk for a pretty low cost, so get a dozen pair and make your friends wear them when they show up. You can keep your house clean and they can feel like they have been given an awesome gift.
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