
If you are a female that enjoys flaunting their nerd status, you will love this line of Gnerdy Earrings from Fractalspin.
The series includes a pair of floppy disks, calculators ( that display the first few digits of pi ), cellphones (that really open and close ), and microscopes. Plus, each set of earrings is cast in sterling silver so you know that you are getting a quality item – something that every nerd demands.
Product Page ( $22 – $40 )
This necklace and earring set by designer Debbie Howe brings a little style to the modern female nerd with it’s Power, Play, Pause, Stop, and Eject theme.
Unfortunately, many nerdy men might take the “Power” necklace as some sort of hint – only to be confused by the mixed messages given off by the earrings.
Product Page ( $45 )

If this guy doesn’t fit the mold at Nerd Approved, then no one ever will. From the high water pants to the glasses and pocket protector, you have to look at him as a work in progress. He’ll be a lady killer someday. I have to believe that for my own sake.
Product Page ($12.95)

Computer key themed products seem to be all the rage these days, and now you can add these Command Key Wall Clocks to the list. They are perfect for keeping track of the endless hours you have spent playing Warcraft or Lord of the Rings Online.
Also available in Enter, Esc, and Ctrl varieties.
Product Page ( $15.26 )

I love the look of this Lightning Alarm Clock. When the alarm goes off, the static electricity crackles and shines to wake you up. Unless that is some really strong static or there is some thunder afterwards, I may as well just plan on showing up at work late.
Product Page ($48.99)

So I think they did a nice job with this Spiderman themed VooDoo Baby Keyring. But isn’t the whole idea of a VooDoo doll to cause pain to certain people? Would the only person you could hurt with this be Spiderman?
I choose to ignore that fact and just take it at face value. Cool little keychain, and certainly unique. All the geeky girls will be drawn to you when they see this.
Product Page ($9.95)
Put down that Mt. Dew my fellow nerds, because an energy drink has been formulated to meet our specific needs.
The developers of the Nerd Energy Drink claim that their beverage:
- Contains 50% more energy ingredients than the leading competitors
- Is the best tasting on the market
- Contains special ingredients to increase energy brain focus and memory retention. These ingredients include Vinpocetine, Huperzine A, DMAE, Chinease Ginko Biloba, Taurine, Glucuronolactone, and plenty of caffeine - a full list of ingredients is available on the product page.
Obviously these claims cannot be fully substantiated, but any drink willing to call itself “Nerd” is alright by me. Besides, drinking out of an open sewer would provide more nutritional value than Mt. Dew.
Product Page ( 24 cans for $48 )