I Wear This Gun For Protection From Deadly Ducks
From Fashionably Geek: Besides looking cool, keeping a NES light gun tucked away in the back of your jeans will keep you safe from any duck gangs that might try and do you harm.
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Retro Nintendo Business Card Holders Are Pure Professionalism
Show your contacts and potential clients that you are a respected professional that means business with one of these retro NES card holders. The image quality on this product is horrible, but these cases apparently come in Mario Bros, Super Mario Bros, Zelda, Ice Climber or Balloon Fight and Famicom controller versions.
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