Because “football” is synonymous with “good eatin”, it was only a matter of time before the world would receive a pigskin made from salami. No doubt this will give birth to a whole new sport called “Salamiball”, which will be played mercilessly within a chain of full-contact delis.
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Ever wonder what the NFL would look like if it was run by a Studio 54, Solid Gold and Village People conglomerate? Well, you can get an idea when you put one of these NFL lawn statues in your yard. Although the QB will never part with the ball, he’ll still entertain you with his endless cycle of throwing motions that seem to say: “Go deep…deeper…deeper……..deeper”. Plus, with weather resistant mylar construction you can keep the action going all season long, or at least until your team starts to suck. 11 team colors are available and each figure stands 44″ x 28″.
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Fall is the time of year when there is lots to be done around the house, but also the time of year that football games are on every weekend. If you want them to get anything done, let them watch one game and then hand them this hammer. He can go feel like the winning quarterback and you can get that fence repaired. Could be the best investment you ever make.
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