Improv in Toronto sent a lone ninja out on the street with a sign challenging pedestrians to a foam sword fight. Little did they know that their acceptance of the challenge would result in an ambush attack – leaving some to bravely battle their numerous opponents, while others ran for their lives and one surrendered instantly to save her coffee. Check out the video after the break.
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If this video teaches us anything, it’s that if you are are planning to fill a pool full of gold, it’s probably best to protect yourself from Lego ninja attacks.
It also features the most bizarre accents I have ever heard in voice acting. Like a giant verbal soup made from Mayor Quimby, Elvis, Foghorn Leghorn, the Beatles and God knows what else.
Check it out after the break.
Using this kit, you can make that special someone their very own knitted ninja. Remember, no gift is more cherished than the one you take time to make yourself—so there’s no pressure to try and find a gift that’s tailored to individual tastes. Merry Christmas Grandma! Here’s a ninja.
It’s handmade dammit, they HAVE to love it.
The kit comes with everything you need to get the job done—including knitting needles.
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Those devilish Gnome-Be-Gones have been terrorizing your garden without mercy for years now. Some of your previous gnomes have been so overcome with stress that they decided to end it all. Maybe it’s time you hired a gnome that can fight back.
Enter the ninja and sumo gnomes.
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Whether you are in the ocean, a pool, the bathub or sitting on the toilet, you are never safe from the Aqua Ninja when water is around. Seriously, he will swim right up through the plumbing—attacking you in areas you never thought possible.
Aqua Ninja is the latest in Shawnimals “Ninja of the Month” series.
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Being a ninja is all about stealth, and sometimes ordinary weapons are just to big and bulky for the job. These cellphone charms are made of metal, but are small and light enough for even the most delicate missions.
I once heard that a ninja took out 20 soldiers with guns using nothing but these charms. And he was booty-calling his girlfriend at the same time. True story.
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The last thing you need when you are getting ready to eat a delicious meal is to be nagged about your salt consumption. A good Ninja is never detected until they want to be, so these Ninja Salt and Pepper shakers may be able to sneak some yummy salt in.
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The ancient order of the one-eyebrowed ninja is renowned for their ability to slay untidy cables. They hit hard, fade away without a trace and, best of all, they work cheap.
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It’s a lighter on one side, a flashlight on the other and a pair of nunchuks through and through. A ninja has never been so ready to help others rather than assassinate them.
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Ninjas are always prepared for battle, but they prefer a sneakier type of attack. So your average knife would not do them much good. But attach a folding blowgun to a small pocket knife and you have a silent attack with a knife standby in case things don’t go quite as well as planned.
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