Ninjaflauge Underwear: Blend In, Disappear and Keep Your Boys Snug
From Fashionably Geek: The way I see it, traditional camouflage is missing one key ingredient: ninjas. These little ancient warriors will help you blend in and disappear the next time your are running around the woods in your underwear.
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Ninja Shuriken Ice Tray: Oh Hell Yes!
I’ll take Ninja products anyway I can get em—and if those products happen to be chilling my alcoholic beverages, that is even better. Plus, if you are attacked while sipping said beverage, you could defend yourself by chucking the Shuriken shaped ice cubes at your adversary.
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Ninjas Sure Have Some Super Balls
When I was a kid, I couldn’t walk by one of those crappy grocery store vending machines without scoring a super bouncer ball. Although, mine never featured a plastic ninja inside. I must admit —I feel a little gipped.
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Monkey Ninjas Rule!
The vinyl toy above features Oshi, the fearsome monkey ninja. But who is Oshi exactly? The product site describes him thusly:
“With excellent dexterity, Oishi (Macaca fuscata sapiens) has mastered the use of the traditional Japanees sword. Studying both Samurai and Ninja techniques alike, Oishi is a fearsome opponent on the battlefield, displaying great skill, speed [...]
Razor Sharp Playing Cards: A Must-Have For Any Ninja
The game of poker is riding a wave of popularity right now, and any ninja that wants to stay on top of their game owes it to themselves to pick up a set of these razor sharp, surgical steel throwing cards. Plus, they are value priced - so even the thriftiest of ninjas can get [...]
Neon Ninja Earrings
All pink ninjas aside, wearing a pair of these earrings will definitely earn you some credibility amongst your nerdy male friends ( not to mention a stalker or two ).
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Ninja Thong
The Ninja - history’s silent, deadly pimp. Masters of stealth, these ancient warriors know how to get into a woman’s pants.
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Dashboard Ninjas
To hell with the dancing hula girl, real nerds navigate to the rhythm of two ninjas engaged in a battle to the death. It’s the perfect traveling companion.
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