If you make your living as an assassin, it’s probably not a good idea to distribute business cards with your contact info around town. But hey, that’s just my opinion.
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This little ninja is said to bring good luck and happiness to the home by harnessing the awesome power of the sun to nod his head like an idot for hours on end. In other words, he agrees with everything you say. Is relaxation ninja a dumbass? Yes! Yes you are!
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The ancient order of the one-eyebrowed ninja is renowned for their ability to slay untidy cables. They hit hard, fade away without a trace and, best of all, they work cheap.
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As the enemy approaches, the sassy ninja explodes out of the darkness wearing a sequined mask and tabi boots with his LED nunchaku spinning wildly about. In a flurry of blue, red, green and violet, the color changing handles find their target—smashing flesh and bone. In a cloud of smoke and glitter, the sassy ninja disappears as quickly as he arrived.
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A few squeezes of the Sudoku Stress Ninja and your worries will mysteriously melt away. The stress ninja takes no prisoners.
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From Fashionably Geek: The way I see it, traditional camouflage is missing one key ingredient: ninjas. These little ancient warriors will help you blend in and disappear the next time your are running around the woods in your underwear.
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I’ll take Ninja products anyway I can get em—and if those products happen to be chilling my alcoholic beverages, that is even better. Plus, if you are attacked while sipping said beverage, you could defend yourself by chucking the Shuriken shaped ice cubes at your adversary.
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When I was a kid, I couldn’t walk by one of those crappy grocery store vending machines without scoring a super bouncer ball. Although, mine never featured a plastic ninja inside. I must admit —I feel a little gipped.
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The vinyl toy above features Oshi, the fearsome monkey ninja. But who is Oshi exactly? The product site describes him thusly:
“With excellent dexterity, Oishi (Macaca fuscata sapiens) has mastered the use of the traditional Japanees sword. Studying both Samurai and Ninja techniques alike, Oishi is a fearsome opponent on the battlefield, displaying great skill, speed and stealth. When in close quarters, he also uses rock-filled snowballs to bean humans in the head before finishing them off with his sword.”
Plus, when the chips are down he will throw poop at you – and you don’t want any part of that.
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The game of poker is riding a wave of popularity right now, and any ninja that wants to stay on top of their game owes it to themselves to pick up a set of these razor sharp, surgical steel throwing cards. Plus, they are value priced – so even the thriftiest of ninjas can get in on the action.
Also available in a money throwing card set. Additional image and product links are available after the break.
