ThinkGeek has this exclusive 6″ Zombie Mez-Its action figure coming soon as part of a 3000 piece limited run. There’s currently no ETA on a release date, but we assume that it would come by the end of the month or early November.
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This pole dancing ninja can kill in two ways—with a sword and an overwhelming hotness that may result in a heart attack.
Check out the video after the break (slightly NSFW).
You win this round dog. Had I a torso, the outcome would be much different.
LOL dog toys come in seven flavors: ninja, angry, caffeinated, devil, nauseous, skull and zonked.
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The film is currently looking for a distributor in the US, so let’s keep our fingers crossed that it will eventually turn up wherever cheesy Asian movies are sold.
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From That’s Nerdalicious!: Do you like your drinks shaken? Stirred? I prefer mine “ass kicked” with these drunken master ninja swizzle sticks.
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Whether you are in the ocean, a pool, the bathub or sitting on the toilet, you are never safe from the Aqua Ninja when water is around. Seriously, he will swim right up through the plumbing—attacking you in areas you never thought possible.
Aqua Ninja is the latest in Shawnimals “Ninja of the Month” series.
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Then he fades away, slowly, breathing kind of heavy…and he leaves crumbs everywhere. Truth be told, he’s just a fat guy in a ninja suit. Still, this plush is more than worthy for entrance into Shawnimals Ninja of the Month Club. Each plush is limited to 100 pieces, and comes with a signed and numbered tag, a character sticker and a character button.
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If you make your living as an assassin, it’s probably not a good idea to distribute business cards with your contact info around town. But hey, that’s just my opinion.
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This little ninja is said to bring good luck and happiness to the home by harnessing the awesome power of the sun to nod his head like an idot for hours on end. In other words, he agrees with everything you say. Is relaxation ninja a dumbass? Yes! Yes you are!
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The ancient order of the one-eyebrowed ninja is renowned for their ability to slay untidy cables. They hit hard, fade away without a trace and, best of all, they work cheap.
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