
Having watched a lot of people playing Super Mario over the years, the enemies of Mario seem to kick a lot more ass than Mario himself. So if you want to tough out that paper cut with an equally tough bandage, these Nintendo Enemies Bandages would be a good choice. You get Bullet Bill, the Goomba mushroom and the Piranha Plant. Every one a deadly assassin in Nintendo’s world.
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From Fashionably Geek: For $30, the folks at iLikeShirts will whip up this retro-stylish messenger bag complete with an original NES Zapper gun and an official Duck Hunt patch. You can even get the gun in both grey and orange versions. Not a bad deal for a bag this unique.
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From Fashionably Geek: Besides looking cool, keeping a NES light gun tucked away in the back of your jeans will keep you safe from any duck gangs that might try and do you harm.
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Show your contacts and potential clients that you are a respected professional that means business with one of these retro NES card holders. The image quality on this product is horrible, but these cases apparently come in Mario Bros, Super Mario Bros, Zelda, Ice Climber or Balloon Fight and Famicom controller versions.
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This hand-made polymer clay original Nintendo game system is the perfect piece of Christmas tree geekery for any retro gaming fan. And the best part is that you can have the item customized for a different look or to be re-purposed as a figurine, magnet, pin, etc. so you can enjoy it year round.
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Apparently these have been around for awhile, but what Nintendo fan could resist a Mario Kart themed phone and alarm clock? Unfortunately only the phone ( pictured above ) is still in stock. The alarm clock with AM / FM radio ( pictured after the break ) has been discontinued – but the product site maintains that a search for new stock is ongoing.
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