Hooter Shooters and Johnson Juicers: Booze Straight From the Teat (Very NSFW)
It appears that the folks at Scandalous Inventions are planning to expand on their empire of boobie beer bongs to include a few new objects that will surely get college kids and managers at Spencer’s Gifts giddy with excitement. The “Johnson Juicer” (illustrated by Wolverine here) shoots measured shots out of a dual chambered dong [...]
Who’s Naked? (NSFW)
“Who’s Naked” puts a perverted spin on the classic game of “Guess Who” by expanding the pool of characteristics that players can utilize to determine their opponents character. In other words, pubes, boobs and penises FTW.
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Erotic Chess Set Is Intellectual Foreplay (NSFW)
Nothing would get an intellectual woman hotter than challenging her to a game of Erotic Chess. It’s dirty, yet sophisticated—like an orgy breaking out at a book reading or a porno being shot in an art museum.
This wide shot covers the whole board, but as you will see from close up shots featured on the [...]
Texas Chainsaw Massacre Figure Box Set: Leatherface Brings Home the Man-Bacon (NSFW)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Box set features a posable Leatherface action figure with interchangeable heads and accessories like a chainsaw, mallet, cleaver and workshop. So, I suppose the box set could be more accurately described as a diorama. Just don’t bring this one to school for show and tell. You will end up in some [...]
Willy Bathplug Keeps a Low Profile (NSFW)
You never know what is going to float to the top of the water in the bathtub. The Willy Bathplug not only lets you find the drain plug, he does it very discreetly. To keep his profile low he wears a pair of sunglasses. That either makes him very cool or a bit lecherous. Either [...]
Star Wars: Revenge of the Sh*t Toilet Cling (NSFW)
I have a feeling that this Star Wars sequel will be the foulest of them all.
The “Revenge of the Shit” decal clings to your toilet seat and can be easily removed when your father-in-law comes to visit. He already things you are a no good loser that lacks class and taste—best not to remove all [...]
Bizarre Seven Words Merchandise in Memory of George Carlin (NSFW)
I don’t know how George would feel about his seven words printed on a teddy bear or a yard sign—but these products do, in fact, exist. George certainly had an influence on my sense of humor—and I think it is safe to say that these seven words represent everything that Nerd Approved stands for. The [...]
Golden BJ Award: Move Over Oscar! (NSFW)
You may not know it, but the Golden Blow Job award is an honor of the highest caliber. If you are one of the lucky few talented enough to receive it—congratulations. You will never have to worry about losing your man.Uncensored image after the break.
Squeezing My Balls Does Not Relieve Stress (NSFW)
Most men would probably cringe at the thought of squeezing these balls for stress relief. I mean, just look at the graphic. On the other hand, if you see a woman in your office putting a death grip on one of these—get as far away from that crazy bitch as you can.
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Phineas Phallus Clock: Step Aside Big Ben (Very NSFW)
According to the product page, Phineas Phallus is “a man of wealth and taste.” He also appears to have a very active libido—he thinks about sex every second of the day. Check out the video after the break to see what I mean.
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