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Ralph Macchio is 48? Damn, where does the time go?
Anyway, this is the emotional tale of Macchio’s journey from a nice, responsible man-child to a 48-year old low-life degenerate. You know, the kind guy Hollywood loves.
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Congrats to Kelly O., Timothy L., Devin F., and Staci M.—the lucky winners of our Dick Towel contest. Even if you didn’t win, its definitely worth purchasing based on sheer versatility. It’s three highly offensive looks in one towel.
Just a quick reminder: Friday is your last chance to enter and win one of the four Dick Towels we are giving away to lucky readers. To enter email us at contests@nerdapproved.com with “Dick Towel Contest” in the subject line. You could also enter the contest by becoming a fan of the new Nerd Approved Facebook page and simply commenting in the contest thread. Good luck!
Just a reminder: If you want to traumatize friends, loved ones or complete strangers with your very own Dick Towel, email us at contests@nerdapproved.com with “Dick Towel Contest” in the subject line. You could also enter the contest by becoming a fan of the new Nerd Approved Facebook page and simply commenting in the contest thread. Four lucky winners will be chosen at random after the contest closes on Friday, February 12th (must be over 18). Good luck!
Did you get the memo about the T&A reports? It’s just that we are putting a boob note or an ass note on all of our T&A reports now. A boob note if it’s a T report and a butt note if it’s an A. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that’d be great.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is the funniest show on TV. And there is no greater proof of that than the Dick Towel they featured on an episode this season. The good news is that 4 lucky readers from Nerd Approved and our sister site Fashionably Geek can get the Dick Towel of their choice by simply emailing contests@nerdapproved.com with “Dick Towel Contest” in the subject line.” In the body, just let us know which towel you prefer (black or white) along with a shipping address.
Alternatively, you could become a fan on our new Facebook page and simply comment in the contest thread. The final day to enter is Friday, February 12th and winners will be chosen at random (only readers 18 years or older are eligible). So, if you want to scare and offend large groups of people at the beach this year, this towel is how you do it. Enter today!
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If you were looking for a towel with less penis and more boob, a Tokyomango reader spotted one on street in Japan. Finally, something more useful than that special sock you have hidden under you bed.
(Tokyomango via Albotas)
It’s hard not to linger around a bit longer on a smoke break when this is your ashtray.
Did you watch It’s Alway’s Sunny In Philadelphia yesterday? If so, you may have noticed the gang’s unique ideas for merchandising Paddy’s Pub. Well, maybe the “shot” gun wasn’t all that original, but the Dick Towel…good friggin’ Lord, the Dick Towel was hilarious. Not surprisingly, I found out you can actually dry off with this perverted piece of Americana for only $20! Still not convinced that you absolutely need this? Check out the hilarious video after the break (NSFW).
