Squeezing My Balls Does Not Relieve Stress (NSFW)
Most men would probably cringe at the thought of squeezing these balls for stress relief. I mean, just look at the graphic. On the other hand, if you see a woman in your office putting a death grip on one of these—get as far away from that crazy bitch as you can.
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Phineas Phallus Clock: Step Aside Big Ben (Very NSFW)
According to the product page, Phineas Phallus is “a man of wealth and taste.” He also appears to have a very active libido—he thinks about sex every second of the day. Check out the video after the break to see what I mean.
Sculpta Sutra: Kama Sutra Clay Modeling Kit (NSFW)
The product page claims that Sculpta Sutra as a “fun, hands-on way for partners to learn more about adventurous love making.” I don’t know about you, but when I hear the words “hands on” in regards to sex, I’m definitely not thinking about Play-Doh (except when I’m really drunk).
The kit comes with everything you need [...]
Penis Flashlight: Pleasure Your Intruders (NSFW)
Did you just hear something? I think there is someone in the house. Let me grab my penis flashlight to check things out……….OMFG! An intruder!
*Boom Chicka Wow Wow*
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The Original Pet Dick (NSFW)
Each Pet Dick is individually hand sculpted at the artist’s studio in NY. It includes kindness and care instructions as well as an artist signed, dated and hand numbered Certificate of Authenticity card. Because God forbid you get a Pet Dick that is not authentic.
Each Pet Dick comes with a ventilated “Pet Dick carrier and [...]
Boobie Dodgeball: The Sport of Kings (NSFW)
That’s right folks, you can actually buy a breast shaped ball designed specifically for dodgeball. This is one tit you will mind slapping you in the face. Actual packaged product image available after the break.
Penis Pencil Sharpener and Paperweight: It Hurts Just to Look at It (NSFW)
Marvel at the fine craftsmanship and the versatility of this Penis Pencil Sharpener. Convenient pee-hole pencil insertion insures a sharp point every time. And with the shavings collecting neatly in the nutsack, clean up is a snap. Plus, it doubles as a paperweight. A must have for any office.
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Wind-Up Vickie and Her Vibe (NSFW)
I don’t know if it is because of Valentine’s Day, or my poor taste, but I have come across quite a few inappropriate products this week. First we had vagina lollipops, then it was the ass-tray, and now we have Wind Up Vickie and Her Vibe. Interestingly enough, Vickie here could probably be used [...]
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