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Nuclear Energy Powder Helps You Avoid a Meltdown

by Sean Fallon on February 16, 2010

in Approved Products,Misc. Nerdiness

The same guys that brought us Blood Energy Potion are back with a slightly more volatile concoction made from Plutonium Pear, Uranium Yellowcake and Radium Raspberry Lemonade. But what really makes Nuclear Energy Powder explosive is the inclusion of around 100mg of caffeine—about the same amount you can get in a typical cup of coffee. Of course, now that you have nuclear secrets it’s only a matter of time before you start building up weapons of mass destruction. Before you know it you will be pouring this stuff in your coffee and cans of Red Bull.

Product Page ($6 for all 3 flavors)

Terminator Salvation Lighter

by Jeff Chenkus on April 11, 2009

in Misc. Gadgets

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For the first time you can get yourself the nuclear fuel cell that is embedded in every Terminator’s chest. This is the highest tech fuel cell you can buy today. You will find that it does not really provide you any power at all, but it will be handy for lighting a cigarette. I am not sure why Skynet built a lighter into their fuel cells, you would think a Terminator would know better than to smoke.

Product Page ($17.99 2nd quarter 2009 release)