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I first posted this over the weekend on our Twitter feed, but this find is so amusing that I had to share it with everyone. Presenting Maximilian, the gladiator nutcracker. I came across this holiday gem in World Market and had to have it.
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Now you can control your very own Flying Monkey with no golden cap needed, although his only function will be to crack open some nuts. Luckily, you happen to have captured him in the midst of his kidnapping of Toto so you get a flying monkey that looks like he is on his way to a picnic. Not quite the same as the fearsome creature from the movie.
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What’s new with Tony Stark’s armor for the second installment of Iron Man? Apparently, he will be torturing his enemies with a testicle-squeezing nutcracker upgrade. He is also ready for any walnut that comes his way.
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These women seem to have curves made for cracking nuts. There is a lot of interpretation that could be involved, but I would hope these twin ladies are working on walnuts. All you need is to squeeze their legs gently and you will have yummy goodness to put in your mouth.
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Look in your own heart and make the decision: who is tough enough to be a nutcracker? Is it the superhero Batman or is it one of his nemeses, Two Face or Joker. Which you choose says as much about them as it does about you.
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There is no better time to come out with a Deer Hunter Nutcracker than right around hunting season. Even rednecks need something to open those walnuts with and I don’t think the traditional nutcracker will fit in with their decor.
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