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If you’re looking for a hideously ugly, expensive, yet impressive work of functional art, check out Maximo Riera’s extremely limited edition octopus chair, which features rich leather upholstery and is handmade by a team of over 30 craftsmen, working under the supervision of the artist himself. It’s the perfect chair for budding supervillains.

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From That’s Nerdalicious!: There is no doubt that Karen Portaleo from Highland Bakery has some incredible skill when it comes to making specialty cakes. I mean, just look at this 200-pound Octopus cake she made for an event at the Georgia Aquarium last year. It’s so realistic that it kind of makes the idea of eating it feel kinda gross.

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octopus-peeler

Nothing will peel potatoes and vegetables better than your favorite cephalopod. Just grab the octopus by the head and let those eight hands do all the work.

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$9,000 will buy you this 23″ x 33″ salmon colored epoxy resin and coated cast plaster octopus themed chandelier which although artistically captivating, will surely suck the beauty out of any room in your house.

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I’m not sure whether FluffyYukYuk is, in fact, the world’s only chompin’ plush toy—but I am certain that it is one of a kind. Just insert your index finger and thumb into the holes in the back of the toy and use them to activate the plastic teeth. An additional image is available after the break.

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If your kids are not into cute and cuddly plush toys, perhaps they would prefer a hideous 36-inch octopus instead? Man, your kids are weird.

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This type of massager is all over the place, but not with the octopus head on it. Something about being massaged by an octopus just makes it that much better. Maybe not more relaxing, but definitely more fun.

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