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contaminated-area-toilet-paper

The gas masks on this toilet paper are only good as a warning to the bathroom occupant following you. If the odor is really bad you could wad up a bunch of the tp and hold it over your nose to avoid the unpleasant smell. That’s as close as this roll will come to being a gas mask.

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loo-zone-traffic-cone

The Loo Zone Traffic Cone is one of those things you need if your house does not have an exhaust fan. Still, there are times when even that is not enough. Rather than waste your night standing around and telling everyone not to enter, or just pretending you had nothing to do with it, throw this cone outside the bathroom door to give them fair notice. If they want to chance it, they can’t say they weren’t warned.

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