All your doodling while sitting on conference calls just goes to waste because you are never going to frame them for viewing. The Exhibit Your Art pad makes everything much simpler. Each page already has a border that resembles a frame and it is put together as a giant sticky pad. Just pull the page with your lovely drawing on it off the pad, stick it to the wall and voilà, your art is now displayed.
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The next time you have to do a little stapling, roll up a newspaper and swat this dog’s nose. You may wince a bit as the upper jaw smacks down on the tongue, reminding you of the unfortunate times when you bit your own tongue.
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If you need to keep some paper around but are tired of all the little yellow pads you are stuck with, get yourself a Memopad. The body design on the paper and the removable head/arms that sit on the paper will certainly grab the attention of everyone that comes by. And if you happen to run out of paper, the rest of the soaker’s body is beneath the paper. That makes for a nicer look when you run out of paper, although the small naked person in a box may seem odd to others at that point.
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Take any product and either miniaturize it or make a huge version of it and it is instantly cool. This Mini Shopping Cart would be a great desk accessory at work. Having this on your desk to store small office items will get you noticed, and for once not in a negative way. My biggest problem with it is that with items sitting in a shopping cart, I think a lot of people will use it as their very own office accessory supply.
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Everyone spends a time in the bathroom every day. Why limit your use of a toilet to those few times? Place this Antique Pencil Sharpener Toilet on your desk and you can enjoy that view all day, with none of the foul odors the real thing often emanates. Oh yeah, it also will sharpen your pencil.
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Impress your colleagues and clients when you whip out this finger shaped pen and ask them to pull on it. The five different fart sounds it generates are guaranteed to delight — not to mention earn you deals and promotions galore.
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So which is your favorite? The Gearshift Pen Notepad holder, the Steering Wheel Clock or Tire Tape Dispenser? Any one of them would add a little bit of class to your bland little cubicle. If you really can’t decide, you can get them all as a package deal. Probably priced a bit too high for your cheap company to get you the set, though.
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A good pen is hard to find, even harder to hold on to. This seller has a whole slew of pens that will be easy to recognize as your own, but I will still bet people will be stealing them right and left. Who wouldn’t want to have writing implements as awesome as the hot dog pen, pizza pen, lipstick pen and many, many more. See a couple more after the break.
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If the sadist in you loves the idea of jamming your pen into this guy’s “holder’, his moaning, groaning and head slamming up/down should amuse you to no end. I just have no explanation for the nose on the poor guy.
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The Skull and Bones eraser Set may be considered macabre by some, but I think if you you are doing anything you do it with some flair. And whipping out a bone to do some quick erasing is certainly one way to do that. The skull pencil topper is okay, but it is the bones that make this the perfect office or school accessory.
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