Koziol Clark Superman Stapler
We have featured unique Koziol designed products before, but a Superman themed stapler really appeals to us in that special nerdy way.
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Desktop Hand Signs Say a Lot About Your Personality
Every time a co-worker enters your office, you can give them a message without saying a word thanks to these Desk Topper Hand Signals.
Live Long and Prosper: “I wish you well, yet I am a huge nerd that is inadequate with the ladies.”
Peace Sign: “I wish you well, and you could easily […]
Rapid Firing 25-Inch Field Cannon is The Best Desk Accessory Ever
This 25-inch field cannon uses flint and a automatic charging mechanism to fire calcium carbide “ammunition.” In other words, it will create one hell of a flash and boom—and it can fire several shots in succession. Use it to celebrate a big event, or just place it on your desk at work to add emphasis. […]
Penis Pencil Sharpener and Paperweight: It Hurts Just to Look at It (NSFW)
Marvel at the fine craftsmanship and the versatility of this Penis Pencil Sharpener. Convenient pee-hole pencil insertion insures a sharp point every time. And with the shavings collecting neatly in the nutsack, clean up is a snap. Plus, it doubles as a paperweight. A must have for any office.
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Toilet Stress Toy: When You Have a Rough One on Deck
Last night was a little fuzzy, but you do remember eating a ton of beef during dinner. Like a whole cow. And you topped it all of with a mountain of buffalo wings and what seemed like an entire wheel of cheese. Yeah, the excursion into the bathroom this morning is going to be […]
Toasted Notes are Like Buttah
Put a unique spin on the traditional Post-it Note by adding a little plastic toast into the mix. Comes with 5 buttery note pads.
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Mini Animal Paper Shredders for the Future Executives of America
It’s never to early to start learning the value of shredding incriminating evidence sensitive information. That’s why these Mini Animal Paper Shredders are perfect for kids. When a teacher asks to see the note they were passing, a few hand cranks will prevent her from ever knowing that the class thinks she is a […]
The Solar Nodding Monkey Knows All
Just put this little monkey man in contact with the sun and he will start nodding away. Ask him “am I attractive?” to boost your self-esteem. Inquire about your future with questions like “will I become rich and famous?” You can even learn a little about his personal life with questions like “you like […]
Candy File Cabinet: Tempt Your Co-Workers With Tasty Treats
Screw up your co-worker’s diet with this charming little Candy File Cabinet that doubles as a bank. It may seem like a good idea until you find that same co-worker cowering in the stairwell hours later, covered in chocolate and sobbing like a little girl.
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Desktop Curling Game: A Non-Stop Thrill Ride
Now you can bring all of the non-stop curling action to your office desktop thanks to this miniature version of the game. Includes six ball bearing based stones for easy gliding, a roll-up target and two mini curling brooms that double as pencils to help you keep score. Warning: Acton this intense may be […]
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