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Nothing looks more at home hanging on a wall than a paintbrush. Just remove the bristles and replace them with a notepad and you have the best memo pad in the office. That may not be much to brag about, but cube life does not leave much room for originality. You will probably have to ask others to lay off leaving so many memos just because they find it fun to rip them off paint brush.
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When he’s not warning drivers about crosswalks or directing people to the proper shitter, road sign man reattaches his normally floating head and breaks free of scale and proportion to indulge in feats of super human strength and endurance, all so you can have nifty places to put your memos.
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Amuse yourself at the expense of those with poor eyesight and spatial recognition with these “Graffix stickas” made for the doorway, office and bahtroom. The idea, of course, is to give people the impression that the stickers are “real.” For example, using the office sticker set pictured above, you could add a few more USB ports to a PC, then point and laugh when the old man in the office forgets his glasses and tries to plug-in a peripheral. Yup, you’re a real class act. Additional sets are pictured after the break.
If you’ve never noticed how depressing your surroundings are at work, prepare to get a guided tour by this remote controlled, 3 foot party blimp. It’s a great way to celebrate birthdays, retirements, promotions, or the firing of a hated co-worker. Plus it will look great lit by those harsh florescent lights, against a background of cold, white walls and those obligatory office ceiling panels with the little pin holes in them that are always stained and broken. Now that’s a party atmosphere, my friend.
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These times of economic uncertainty and lay-offs happening every day seem like the perfect time to introduce a game to your cubicle for which there is no doubt that it could be construed as sexual harassment. I will not argue with whether the game is appropriate or not, whether it is advertised on their desks or just running through the men’s heads, it is always going on. So I guess the real question is how comfortable you feel with being able to land a job in this lousy business climate when this is found on your desk.
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Have you ever thought about turning your bathroom into a home office? I don’t know about you, but I do some of my best thinking in the bathroom. Productivity would skyrocket (in more ways than one). For those times when you feel like lounging on the office couch (aka the bathtub) this rubber duck desk calendar will help keep your schedule organized.
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We have featured unique Koziol designed products before, but a Superman themed stapler really appeals to us in that special nerdy way.
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Every time a co-worker enters your office, you can give them a message without saying a word thanks to these Desk Topper Hand Signals.
Live Long and Prosper: “I wish you well, yet I am a huge nerd that is inadequate with the ladies.”
Peace Sign: “I wish you well, and you could easily take advantage of my kindness because I am a huge pushover.”
Hang Loose: “Stay cool brother, and step in to my time machine back to the 80’s”
Oddly enough, a middle finger version is nowhere to be found. Seems like it would be a best seller.
Product Page: Vulcan ($14.99) Hippie ($14.99) Old School ($14.99)
This 25-inch field cannon uses flint and a automatic charging mechanism to fire calcium carbide “ammunition.” In other words, it will create one hell of a flash and boom—and it can fire several shots in succession. Use it to celebrate a big event, or just place it on your desk at work to add emphasis. Sales are up 50% bitches! BOOM!
Product Page ($149 for the cannon—accessories run from $2.50 to $8.98)
Marvel at the fine craftsmanship and the versatility of this Penis Pencil Sharpener. Convenient pee-hole pencil insertion insures a sharp point every time. And with the shavings collecting neatly in the nutsack, clean up is a snap. Plus, it doubles as a paperweight. A must have for any office.
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