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If you are sitting in a boring cubicle or office somewhere, you’ll want to get your resume together and check out CubicleBot’s list of the 10 Most Awesome Offices To Work In.
My personal favorite? The Red Bull offices in London. They have a slide instead of stairs so you can get tanked up on caffeine and go blazing down from floor to floor shouting “Wheeeeeee!” until your heart explodes.
From CubicleBot: Some dude walked into his office to find Evil Dead protagonist Ash Williams getting teabagged by his alter-ego “Evil Ash”. Better your own Red Rose sack than someone else’s.
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From CubicleBot: Many of the following gadgets will make you more productive and organized at the office, but they will also make you warmer, thinner and more intimidating with noticeably whiter teeth. If that isn’t a combination for upper management I don’t know what is.
There is a growing number of rich and talented nerds who are taking their gaming and sci-fi passions to the next level. Of course, redecorating your house with a mega nerd theme can set you back thousands of dollars or hundreds of hours of careful DIY crafting. Here are 11 of the best examples.
Much like a real Zamboni cleans blood and teeth off ice at a Hockey arena, this mini Zamboni vacuum will clean dust and crumbs off the surface of your desk. Finger drive this baby around and you’ll get a much needed mental vacation away from the pressures of the office and indulge in the magical world of a corporate Zamboni operator. When you return to reality, laughs, a denied promotion and a thumbs up from the cleaning crew will be waiting for you.
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This White Collar Office Guy will sit on your desk and hold your pen in one hand while he keeps all your business cards organized in his oversized briefcase. See how long you can stand him being around, between always being to work early and wearing a tie he may make you look bad in comparison.
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Nothing looks more at home hanging on a wall than a paintbrush. Just remove the bristles and replace them with a notepad and you have the best memo pad in the office. That may not be much to brag about, but cube life does not leave much room for originality. You will probably have to ask others to lay off leaving so many memos just because they find it fun to rip them off paint brush.
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When he’s not warning drivers about crosswalks or directing people to the proper shitter, road sign man reattaches his normally floating head and breaks free of scale and proportion to indulge in feats of super human strength and endurance, all so you can have nifty places to put your memos.
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Amuse yourself at the expense of those with poor eyesight and spatial recognition with these “Graffix stickas” made for the doorway, office and bahtroom. The idea, of course, is to give people the impression that the stickers are “real.” For example, using the office sticker set pictured above, you could add a few more USB ports to a PC, then point and laugh when the old man in the office forgets his glasses and tries to plug-in a peripheral. Yup, you’re a real class act. Additional sets are pictured after the break.
If you’ve never noticed how depressing your surroundings are at work, prepare to get a guided tour by this remote controlled, 3 foot party blimp. It’s a great way to celebrate birthdays, retirements, promotions, or the firing of a hated co-worker. Plus it will look great lit by those harsh florescent lights, against a background of cold, white walls and those obligatory office ceiling panels with the little pin holes in them that are always stained and broken. Now that’s a party atmosphere, my friend.
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