Flashing Brown Nose: Can You Smell a Promotion?
When you do secret Santa this year, give the office kiss-ass what he/she deserves. Namely, a wearable, flashing brown nose. You’ll laugh, your co-workers will laugh — and the victim will go crying to the boss.
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Texas Hold’em Table Buisness Card Holder: Hustle Farsighted Co-Workers
This miniature Texas Hold’em poker table features a miniature deck of cards, chips, and dealer button - so you can actually play a round or two while at work. If you decide to pick this up, keep in mind that the farsighted and fat fingered make for the easiest prey.
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Copy Machine Stress Toy: Unleash Your Rage
Remember that scene in Office Space when they beat the hell out of the copier? Yeah, we’ve all been there. I still have nightmares about this old HP LaserJet and its dammed paper jams. Unfortunately, we can’t just bash the copier with a baseball bat (as satisfying as that would be), but we can [...]
The Office Commando Will Blow Your Co-Workers Away (Virtually)
If you or anyone you know has the urge to go postal at the office, consider picking up one of these Office Commandos. Use the pencil as a controller to move the commando around and click on the eraser to start the rampage and activate one of his catch phases. It is sure to [...]
Let It Snow Executive Sandbox
Summer is over and it is time to put away all the beach gadgetry. Time to break out the winter related gifts. Rather than the executive sandbox you can play in the snow at your desk with the Let It Snow Executive Sandbox. Snowmen, sleds, shovels.. This sandbox has it all. It will also give [...]
Skeleton Seesaw Brightens Up Your Office
Some people have pictures of their families or a perpetual motion toy on their office desk —but not you. Oh no… a freak like you gets off on something far more weird and macabre. Take this Skeleton’s Seesaw for example. Perfect for Halloween, creepy for any other time of the year.
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Desktop Finger Hammer: For the Executive Carny
You have a great job and a nice family, but admit it–you long for the aimless, toothless, drunken lifestyle of a circus employee. With this Desktop Finger Hammer, you can bring all of the fun of the circus to your office cubicle. Just attach the mallet to your finger and whack away.
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Miniature Desktop Horseshoes Game
Desktop games are usually somewhat boring. But playing this mini horseshoe game at your desk is anything but boring. Your cubemates will be able to hear your good shots ringing across the office. And the included rake for evening out the sand in the pit makes for a flawless playing surface.
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Talk Bubble Paper Clips
With these conversational Talk Bubble Paper Clips, you can say “nice D minus loser!” without uttering a word.
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Condom Pen
Remember, “If you can’t come please write.” How stupid is that? Since there is a condom inside the pen, I’m going to assume that by saying “come” they actually mean “cum,” but either way this product is a complete waste of money. That having been said, you can buy in bulk and save!
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