These times of economic uncertainty and lay-offs happening every day seem like the perfect time to introduce a game to your cubicle for which there is no doubt that it could be construed as sexual harassment. I will not argue with whether the game is appropriate or not, whether it is advertised on their desks or just running through the men’s heads, it is always going on. So I guess the real question is how comfortable you feel with being able to land a job in this lousy business climate when this is found on your desk.
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Have you ever thought about turning your bathroom into a home office? I don’t know about you, but I do some of my best thinking in the bathroom. Productivity would skyrocket (in more ways than one). For those times when you feel like lounging on the office couch (aka the bathtub) this rubber duck desk calendar will help keep your schedule organized.
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We have featured unique Koziol designed products before, but a Superman themed stapler really appeals to us in that special nerdy way.
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Every time a co-worker enters your office, you can give them a message without saying a word thanks to these Desk Topper Hand Signals.
Live Long and Prosper: “I wish you well, yet I am a huge nerd that is inadequate with the ladies.”
Peace Sign: “I wish you well, and you could easily take advantage of my kindness because I am a huge pushover.”
Hang Loose: “Stay cool brother, and step in to my time machine back to the 80′s”
Oddly enough, a middle finger version is nowhere to be found. Seems like it would be a best seller.
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This 25-inch field cannon uses flint and a automatic charging mechanism to fire calcium carbide “ammunition.” In other words, it will create one hell of a flash and boom—and it can fire several shots in succession. Use it to celebrate a big event, or just place it on your desk at work to add emphasis. Sales are up 50% bitches! BOOM!
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Marvel at the fine craftsmanship and the versatility of this Penis Pencil Sharpener. Convenient pee-hole pencil insertion insures a sharp point every time. And with the shavings collecting neatly in the nutsack, clean up is a snap. Plus, it doubles as a paperweight. A must have for any office.
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Last night was a little fuzzy, but you do remember eating a ton of beef during dinner. Like a whole cow. And you topped it all of with a mountain of buffalo wings and what seemed like an entire wheel of cheese. Yeah, the excursion into the bathroom this morning is going to be rough on your butthole. Fortunately, you have this toilet stress squeezer to get you through the tough spots. Godspeed my friend.
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Put a unique spin on the traditional Post-it Note by adding a little plastic toast into the mix. Comes with 5 buttery note pads.
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It’s never to early to start learning the value of shredding incriminating evidence sensitive information. That’s why these Mini Animal Paper Shredders are perfect for kids. When a teacher asks to see the note they were passing, a few hand cranks will prevent her from ever knowing that the class thinks she is a bitch. Plus, it doubles as a pencil sharpener.
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Just put this little monkey man in contact with the sun and he will start nodding away. Ask him “am I attractive?” to boost your self-esteem. Inquire about your future with questions like “will I become rich and famous?” You can even learn a little about his personal life with questions like “you like to throw you poop don’t you?”
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