On a hot day nothing refreshes more than a cold drink—and nothing gets drinks colder than ice shaped like a set of dentures. Mmmm. Just like Grandpa used to make.
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This Electronic Bingo Caller dude makes playing the action-packed game of Bingo fun for everyone because no one has to be stuck calling out numbers. The little guy does it for you, all while entertaining you with “cheeky” catchphrases.
The product site mentions that Bingo is a game “that can be enjoyed by anyone from 8 to 108.” While that is true, chances are that the true Bingo fanatic is on the latter end of that scale. Given the fact that this device is electronic, I just can help but envision a bunch of centenarians gathered around this thing like Neanderthals around fire.
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These “You’re Old Candles” are not only funny, they also prevent fires in the home. Let’s face it, a cake covered with traditional candles can rage out of control in a heartbeat.
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The whole idea of the Over the Hill condom is that one per year is about all you need. That may or may not be true, but their embarrassment when opening this in the company of their friends is what it is all about.
Keep in mind that this product is not meant for those under 40 or those who may actually need to use it. It clearly states “Sold as a novelty only”, so if this is all you have when the need arises, don’t say I didn’t warn you.
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