Ahh, the one night stand. Alcohol made her look like the centerfold in last month’s issue of Playboy, but the next morning reality stepped in to let you know her face is more like a ham hock. Avoid those awkward moments with this pillow case that subtly tells your conquest to get the hell out before you find out the bad news.
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There are two possible outcomes of using these pillowcases. Either your potential conquest will find the one night stand imagery humorous and join in the fun or they will be looking for the closest exit. Only one of those is a worthy outcome for an opportunity that presents itself only once in a great while. Is your attempt at humor worth taking that chance?
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The only thing that lasts longer than the stench of a one night stand is the memory. And since getting rid of the memory is a lot more difficult, we will just offer you this Wash Your One Night Stand shampoo. It is a small price to pay for the cleansing benefits it offers.
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