If you need a different kind of angel to top your tree, a plush Weeping Angel ornament is a perfect alternative. This means you’ll need to keep a constant eye on your Christmas tree of course, but I think it’s totally worth it.
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Look for this LEGO Darth Vader Christmas ornament in a Hallmark store near you starting this month.
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Boba Fett has a Christmas gift for someone special—and it wasn’t easy to get. Smugglers encased in carbonite was a really hot gift this year.
Sadly, this Christmas ornament won’t be available until May, but you can pre-order now and have it ready for next year.
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Well, in case you were wondering (and I know you were), Wil Wheaton has a favorite Christmas ornament—and it can be found at the Hallmark store for $29.
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This little Death Star ornament is actually a lot more complicated to build than it looks.
Fortunately, Chris McVeigh has provided all of the instructions you will need make one for your tree on his blog.
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I’ve always found Philly’s nickname “the city of brotherly love” kind of amusing. Seems to me like the sculpture this ornament depicts is more fitting than the “love” version we are familiar with. Now if only we could do something about Jersey being called “the garden state.”
Yes, that glorious Christmas vacation is coming soon, and for those who don’t work an office job, that means you’ll finally be able to use one of these bizarre contraptions for ass resting. Every year when you pull these ornaments out of their 11 month slumber, you’ll feel the excitement of knowing that sittin’ time is near. Additional designs are pictured after the break.
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Your Christmas tree ornaments don’t have to be all about snowmen and angels. A dinosaur egg that is in the middle of hatching gives the holiday a whole different feeling. Think about how much more fun all of the Christmas specials would be if there were raptors running loose in all of them.
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What could be more dysfunctional than hiding liquor inside a Christmas ornament? If you happen to live with someone with a drinking problem, and your tree smells like booze, you can catch them in the act by covering the tree in bell ornaments. Every time a bell rings, someone is getting loaded.
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Covering your tree with boob decorations this Christmas should help lighten the mood when family members who secretly hate each other gather together for awkward Holiday tension. If all goes well, they may be too busy laughing to argue, and you can remember fondly the year when “Nippley, The White Porcelain Tit” saved Christmas.
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