Harnessing the power of the sun, this squirrel glows brightly when the sun goes down. But be warned—he is not of this planet. The Solar squirrel’s powers are great and he knows no mercy. Step on the flowerbed or, worse yet, eyeball his nut and he will unleash a wrath upon you not seen since biblical times.
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These Lightcup drinking vessels feature a solar or dynamo-powered LED lamp fixed underneath the lid that can be used as a flashlight or a warning signal (white or red light settings) when camping, hiking, etc. It’s an interesting idea, but it would be even more helpful if it included a UV light setting to sanitize nasty river water. The dynamo version is pictured after the break.
Only birds that like to live on the edge dare feed on the bungee man. It is made of 100% pure adrenaline.
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Summertime means picnics and barbecues . Unfortunately, it also means an abundance of creepy, crawling bugs. Protect your picnic from these flying freeloaders with this full-table food tent. Plus, when not in use, it folds away for easy storage.
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Here is yet another reason why you must refrain from burying corpses in your own yard. Miracle Gro is a lot more powerful than you could ever imagine.
The Zombie of Montclair Moors Garden Sculpture is a life-sized creation by artist Alan Dickenson that is sure to scare the hell out of any Jehovah’s Witnesses and Girl Scouts that may come knocking on your door.
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There must be something cosmically special about your garden because it attracts aliens and mythical woodland creatures. Although, this particular “Bigfoot” is only 2-feet tall. But hey, a Tinyfoot is an even better photo op if you ask me. At any rate, keep that camera close at hand because the way things are going, you never know when Jesus might show up to your BBQ.
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So you have creative vision but you lack the skills necessary to make your sand castle creations come to life—that’s where Sand Goh! comes in. The mold consists of 12 interchangeable blocks that feature four characters: a sea horse, turtle, octopus, and the Sand Goh! boy. When the molds are filled with wet sand and removed, you will be left with a 8-inch high sculpture with 3-D characters ornamenting the sides. If you want to get real creative, you can change out the molds to mix and match heads and bodies—creating your own freakish beach creature in the process.
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What better way is there to cool off from the summer heat than jumping on a 13ft Big Wave Trampoline? It’s all fun and games until someone breaks an ankle, gets knocked unconscious and drowns in an inch or two of water.
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Sharpening a stick and sticking a hot dog on it to cook over an outdoor fire is an old fashioned way to cook outdoors. Get yourself a Firefork and that dog will never have to touch a stick. The spring metal of the Firefork will hold onto the stick. The protective polycarbonate storage cover will even keep it clean while travelling. If keeping things sanitary in the outdoors is a requirement for you, maybe you should look into one.
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Want to shut out the world but still have a view of the outdoors? Hang one of these nice curtains and choose your view. Pretend to be in the mountains, on a country lane or a beach. Normally only found in the finest homes.
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