pants

salt-and-pants-2

The small, white man that you can set on your dinner table will dispense the most used food seasoning: salt. If you are looking to add a little spice to your meal, then you will have to take your chances with what comes out of his pants, though it had better be pepper.

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santa-pants-wine

The recipient will love the two bottles of wine you give them but will love the Santa Pants wine bag even more. They may actually pause for two seconds to admire it before tossing it aside to get at the alcohol.

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santa-usb-drive

Nothing particularly revolutionary about a Santa shaped USB flash drive. What I find very odd is the need to remove his pants in order to access the USB connector. It would have seemed a lot more appropriate if you had to remove the bag of toys, but apparently someone really wanted those pants off.

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