If you need to keep certain papers from being mysteriously blown off your desk, then a paperweight is required. And nothing like using a tablet that was the key to scientists being able to decipher hieroglyphics. It makes you look like a learned person without you really having to know a damn thing.
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These Pig Roundworm Paperweights will not only use their weight to hold down those important papers, but their gross appearance will keep people from touching them as well. There is no need to actually touch the worms, they are encased in a clear acrylic to make for a unique addition to your desk. And if you were worried about any pain the worms may have felt, the site is sure to point out that “All roundworms used are already dead prior to being preserved”. I know I can sleep better at night knowing these Roundworms felt no pain as they were turned into a desk accessory.
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If that rock is heavy enough to crush this guy to within an inch of his life, then it is plenty heavy enough to hold a couple of papers on your desk. The guy is probably not happy about it, but that rock seems to be enjoying himself.
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If you wonder whether these little puppies will act as decent paperweights, the answer is yes. If you wonder if every cute girl in your office will just love these things and stop at your desk a lot more frequently, the answer is again yes. Is there really any reason to look for more reasons why you need a few of these? Just mix up the breeds you get to attract as much fawning attention as possible.
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If you have a mess on your desk and need to keep it all in one place, the Architect’s Blueprint Paperweight will do the job without looking out of place. Not only will it keep those papers from flying off the desk, but it will make you look like you are smart enough to design buildings as well.
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