
Another fine sculpture by Fred Conlon, this one will get your artwork off the ground and into the air. Each critter’s parachute has a hook on it for proper hanging. A few of these hung around your patio at differing heights will make it look like there is an invasion going on. And you know you wouldn’t want to run into one of these sharp toothed critters in battle.
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The Airplane Jumper Pendulum Wall Clock has a unique design with the parachutist being the pendulum and the rotating prop area as the clock. I certainly hope that biplane is a two seater or that plane is now flying itself. Made of hand painted resin.
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Why would I post a tooth parachutist? I guess for the same reason someone would make one.
I haven’t figured out a scenario where any of my teeth will require a parachute. I figure if any of my teeth need a parachute, most likely I do as well.
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Rather than just letting that champagne cork fly, strap a chute on it to let it come back down safely. This would mean opening it outdoors, but we all know that opening it indoors inevitably leads to someone getting hit in the head. At least in my experience.
I would plan on having a bunch of bottles of champagne around. Even if you aren’t that interested in drinking them, shooting the corks and watching them float back down is just too much fun.
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